Ok, so I'm in a somewhat silly mood, butchering obscure Simpsons references that no one remembered in the first place anyway. This was supposed to be a scarf, but I don't "do" handwashing, so I thought a cowl with no draping ends would be easier to avoid washing :D It's a free pattern on Ravelry but basically, it's knit two rows, purl one, repeat until you are sick of it.